Husband wife

Wife: "How would you describe me?"
Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK."
Wife: "What does that mean?"
Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful,
elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot."
Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?"
Husband: "I'm just kidding!"

Rule of boys

Phulo Ki Mahak Churayi Nahi Jati
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Suraj Ki Kirne Chupayi Nahi Jati
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Kitni B Beautiful Ho Apni Girlfriend Par
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Dusri Ladkiyo Se Nazar Hatai Nahi Jati...

apun spun

Dum ho to ans do

Ek kutiya ke do pille the
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Ek ka naam apun or dusre ka naam sapun
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sapun mar gaya to
ab Batao kutiya ka dudh Kon piyega

Pappu

Pappu ne exam k liye Question Paper banaya..
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Paper dekhte hi saare bache behosh ho gye
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Ques.. the:
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1.China kis Desh me hai ??
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2. 15 Aug kis Date ko Aati hai.. ??
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3.Green Rang kis Color ka Hota hai.. ??
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4.Tamatar ko Hindi me kya Bolte hai.. ??
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5.Mumtaz ki Qabar me Kon Dafan hai.. ??

Similarity between girl nd sms

LADKI Aur SMS mein kya Similarity Hai.. ??
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Jab Tak UPER Se NEECHE Tak Pura DEKH Na
Lo CHAIN Nahi Milta...

Demand

Saas Ki Demand
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Ladki Khobsorat ho
Ameer ho, Padhi Likhi ho, Kam Umar Ho
Ghar K Kaam Kaaj Mein Maahir Ho
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Ladki Ki Demand
(SIMPLE)
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Saas Na Ho..

Real fact

Fact
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Facebook Par Har Ek Ladki Pending Friend
Requests
Dekh K..?
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Khud Ko Bahot Khubsurat Mahsoos Karti Hai..?