Pappu

Pappu ne exam k liye Question Paper banaya..
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Paper dekhte hi saare bache behosh ho gye
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Ques.. the:
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1.China kis Desh me hai ??
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2. 15 Aug kis Date ko Aati hai.. ??
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3.Green Rang kis Color ka Hota hai.. ??
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4.Tamatar ko Hindi me kya Bolte hai.. ??
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5.Mumtaz ki Qabar me Kon Dafan hai.. ??

Smart Aur Chalaak pappu

Pappu Jab Chhota Tha, Tabhi Se wo Kuch Jyada
Hi Smart Aur Chalaak Tha
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Jab wo Nursery Class Mein Tha To wo Ek Ladki
Ko Kiss Kar Raha Tha, Achanak Se Madam Aa
Gayi,
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Madam Gusse Se Boli: “Kya Kar Rahe Ho?”
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Pappu: “Mam, Isne Meri Vaseline Laga Li Thi Wahi
Main Wapis Le Raha Tha“

Blood donation

Ek admi ne 100 times blood
donate
karne ka record banaya
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Blood bank wale uski wife ko
prize dete
hue kehte hai
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Thank You!!!
Apne nahi piya, tabhi to hamne
liya.. .

Self insult

Super life jene ka,
Tension nahi lene ka,
Ache sapne dekhne ka,
Mast life guzarne ka,
Bhoot se nahi darne ka,
Bole to....
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"Sheesha nahi dekhna ka.."

Khusboo phool deta hai

Khushbu phool dete hai,
Naam chaman ka hota hai
Line ladkiya marti hai,
Naam Ladko ka kharab hota hai