Smart Aur Chalaak pappu

Pappu Jab Chhota Tha, Tabhi Se wo Kuch Jyada
Hi Smart Aur Chalaak Tha
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Jab wo Nursery Class Mein Tha To wo Ek Ladki
Ko Kiss Kar Raha Tha, Achanak Se Madam Aa
Gayi,
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Madam Gusse Se Boli: “Kya Kar Rahe Ho?”
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Pappu: “Mam, Isne Meri Vaseline Laga Li Thi Wahi
Main Wapis Le Raha Tha“

Blood donation

Ek admi ne 100 times blood
donate
karne ka record banaya
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Blood bank wale uski wife ko
prize dete
hue kehte hai
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Thank You!!!
Apne nahi piya, tabhi to hamne
liya.. .

Kandani Aashiq

Ek - Ladka Ek Ladki Ka Picha Kar
Raha Tha
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Girl - Tumhe Pata Nahi
Piche Meri Maa Aa Rahi Hai
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Boy - Hum To Kandani Aashiq Hai
Tumhari Maa
Ke Piche Mera Baap
Aa Rha Hai

Self insult

Super life jene ka,
Tension nahi lene ka,
Ache sapne dekhne ka,
Mast life guzarne ka,
Bhoot se nahi darne ka,
Bole to....
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"Sheesha nahi dekhna ka.."

Olx pe bech do

1 Ladki ne sasural se apni maa
ko
phone kiya
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Ladki : ,maa, kal meri unke sath ladai ho gai
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Maa : koi baat nahi beti, pati
patni ke beech ladai hoti rehti
hai..?
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Ladki : Haan wo sab to theek hai
Par Laash ka kya kru..?
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Maa : OLX pe bech de..

Khusboo phool deta hai

Khushbu phool dete hai,
Naam chaman ka hota hai
Line ladkiya marti hai,
Naam Ladko ka kharab hota hai

Wildlife photography

Biwi, Ek Dum Khush Hoke:
"Kya Baat Hai Jee, Aaj To Meri Photo-Pe-Photo
kheenche Ja RaheHo?
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Santa: Kuchh Nahi Pagli, Aaj Mere Sarr pe Wild
Life Photography ka Bhoot Sawaar Hai..!! "