sardar jokes

1. Techr: Tum late kyo aaye ho?
   Santa: Mumy papa lad rhe the..
   Techr: wo lad rhe the to tum kyo late aaye?
   santa=mera 1 juta maumy k pass or Dusra papa k paas tha!..
2. Smartst thing sardar ever did,
   
   He changed all his passwords to 'Incorrect'
   so whnever he forgets,the computer will remind him,
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   Your password is 'Incorrect'
3. Ek sardar ki NANO kharab ho gi-Bonet khola to shocked-engine hi nahi.
   
   Dusra sardar apni NANO lekar aya or bola:koi gal nahi meri dikki me extra pada h tu le le..
4. 1st time joke about sardarni..
   
   All ATMs in punjab are jammed & not working.
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   Bcoz,
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   All sardarnies put their hair pin in machine,when asked,"ENTERPIN"
5. Sindhi logo ko football aur hockey kyu nahi khilate..?
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   socho..
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   .kyuki corner milte hi ye dukan khol lete hain..??
6. Wife 2 Husband: Did u Have any GF before marriage ?
   Husband remains silent ?
   Wife: what is D meaning of silence?
   Husband: Wait.. let me count...
7. Ek budiya cinema hall me cold drink ki bottle leke baithi thi,
   Kabhi 15 mint me ghunt leti to kabhi 20 mint me,
   Pass bethe sardar ko gussa aa gaya,
   usne botal uthai aur puri ek ghut me pi gaya aur bola:-Aise pi jata he cold drink.
   Budhiya boli:Beta me to pan ki pichkari thuk rahi thi..!!
8. Sardar's son: Papa agar apko 10 or 5 Rs. raste me pde mile to ap kon sa note uthaoge?
   
   Srdr:10 rs. ka?
   
   Son: Bas isliye ap pe joke bnte he,dono b to utha skte ho.
9. Train me ek sardar ka 50 rupiya kho gaya.
   
   Tabi ek musalman Bola: ya allah Bismilla.
   
   Sardar: abey saale ,20 milla to baki 30 kisko mila ?
10. Dosti ki ajeeb Misaal:
    
    1 sardar ne Naya Mobile liya to Dosto ne kaha,mithai khilao..
    
    Sardar Bazar aya aur Mobile bech kar mithai le aya..!!
11. Accident hua,Bahot bheed thi..
    Santa ko dekhnr ka mauka nahi mil raha tha,
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    CLVER SANTA:-
    " Ye mera BAAP hai "
    Bheed pichhe hati to dekha kutta maraa tha..
12. Sardar 15 saal tak ro-ro ke aulaad ke liye dua mangta raha,1 din bhagwan dukhi hoker aaye aur bole:Tujhe wahe Guru Da vasta!
    Pehle shadi to karle mere baap !!